Today was the ‘first day’ of highschool. Actually, just this stupidshit summer program. But there isn’t much of a difference.
And now I shall proceed with gross exaggerations of how ’shitty’ my day was.
First of all, I had to wake up at six in the fucking morning. Waking me up at this hour is normally a shooting offence (and people would be shot for doing this if I were ruler of the world). Then I had to go wait for the G bus, which wasn’t that bad. It was running on time. After a brief ride, we arrive at the Green and I hop off. A quick jaunt to the bus shelter thing I need to wait at, and a few minutes later I’m on the O bus.
And this is where I start bullshitting through the day.
I have no idea where to get off the O bus. Well, no. I have a very, very slight idea of where I’m going. I must of, because I managed to debus about three hundred yards from the school.
And with the first bus trip hellride behind me, I take the walk up the block, across the street, and into the school.
Actually, no. I don’t go into the school. I wait in front of it because some girl who arrived as I walked up tried the door and found it locked. After another person comes and starts standing with us (and no one is saying a damn thing) some teacher comes and opens this second door no one tried. And look. it’s open!
So we go into the shitty cafferia. It smells like …sweet. Very sweet. Almost annoyingly so.
For about half an hour the two other people and I sit in the room without saying anything, as other people slowly join us who are likewise not saying anything.
Eventually, we get the loud buzz that we should have in a caffeteria loaded with people.
Then this weird lady who seems to run the AHEAD thing comes in and gives the whole you’re-all-special-welcome-to-career-these-are-teachers-now-stfu speech that every year has to be started with. She then points us to an ugly looking paper taped to the wall which says what group each person is in. And every group is named after a gemstone because ‘we are all precious’.
BULLSHIT. NAME MY GROUP SOMETHING COOL LIKE ASSKICKERS. NOT ‘DIAMONDS’.
So at eight something, we all head up to the classrooms we are told to go to. Our group has some wierd dude first. He was…interesting. One of those ‘im cool!’ teachers. He wasn’t much of an asshole, so I really can’t complain. He went over some of the rules (the basic dresscode thing and the no cellphone thing), passed out our scheduals, and then we did the ‘ok tell us about yourself’ thing.
But we need to stop for a second. Instead of moving on to the ‘tell us about yourself’ thing, I need to discuss these shit papers with our classes.
And shit papers they are! Whoever came up with it was on crack at the time. Let me show you what it looks like.
+—————————+
| harris | 203 | DA |
| ———- | —— | CE |
+—————————+
Can you figure that out? And that’s just for one period on one day. It took us about five minutes to understand this shit.
You see, there are four periods every day. The letter stands for a group. Just one leter, not two, as the boxes imply. So ‘Diamonds’ (D) would have harris in room 203 first on whatever day. Then group A, then C, then E.
This is just fucked up. Do you know how much simpler things could of been if you say ‘Ok, this group has these teachers every other day this week.’ instead of this?
But yea. Now the ‘tell us about yourself’ thing is pretty standard. We say who the fuck we are, what school we came from, what our major is (business or health), and what your intrests are.
So we get through that class. Then in our next one (With some jackass who is going to make us do loads of math problems every day) we do the same thing, and take a tour of the building.
Taking a tour excludes the mythical third floor, just like last time. In fact, we are told that if we are ever seen on the third floor we will be shot without question.
Yep. Then we go back down to the caffeteria, where we all talk instead of getting some of those waffel-crackers.
Finally that weird lady who runs AHEAD comes into the room and yells at us because we were supposed to go to class five seconds ago but no one heard her say it over the intercome which has a volume level of -50.
So third period we have Dr. Someone, who isn’t that bad. We sort of talk for her class. Apperantly, we’re going to do lots of labs and shit. She isn’t too bad, but we don’t have her again until like thursday. But we have the math asshole again tomorrow.
Then fourth period we have some science dude. He was OK. We *did* something in his class. An actual experiment. However simple it was, we *did* something today. Wow.
What we did was really, really basic. The water and oil thing. And we answered questions about it. Mhm. It was sort of fun.
And then, into bus hell. I didn’t know where the hell to find the O bus, because some lady had pulled stop requested before the bus stopped at the real stop and I debussed because it was a good spot to walk from. So I walked back to where I debussed and asked some locals. They told me to go down a block and wait in front of a store. The bus was there in a matter of minutes.
And what came next was a real show of true bullshitting. I didn’t know where to get off the damn thing. All I knew was a Dunin’ Dougnuts. After a few minutes, we stop near one. I debuss, turn the corner, and *SHOCK*! I actually got off in a good spot. The bus shelter was right freaking /there/.
And after, like, half a freaking hour and a dollar twenty five/bottle of lemonade, the G bus arrives. Fucker.
So I get on the loaded bus and find a seat. There is a huge traffic jam, and the bus is fucking freezing. Then the bridge is up. Finally we get to Townsend.
And I think ‘Wow! No fuck ups today!’.
So guess what? I fuck up. I pull the stop request cord a bit too late and overshoot the drop point by a block. It was a very short walk to fix the fuckup, but still…
And this is how the first day went. It wasn’t that shitty, but I’ll call it shitty because everyone calls highschool shitty.