Ah, Christmas in the OwlManAtt household. A wonderful thing. New toys, clothing, books, and (closed-source, low-quality, EA) software. A good thing for everyone. Everyone who can’t run circles around an MCSE, that is.
Seven-thirty in the morning: The usual crowd assembles in the living room for the annual opening-of-gifts. I get myself a nice assortment of books (mainly linux books, win!), my pimpin’ penguin gear (which we shall all see soon, as I’m planning on buying a *DECENT* digital camera, win, win!), and an electric razor (Gee, I think someone is trying to tell me something…).
All in all, a good haul. No problems with it whatsoever. My sister, however, got the spawn of hell in her bag. The sims 2, from the slavedrivers at EA. I was asked some months ago if it would run on the computer. I reviewed the requirements and OK’d the purchase.
How I regret my answer now.
EA Games, being the greedy bastards that they are, have been trying out copy protection on their shit as of late. There are certain programs that the Sims 2 looks for before running, but after installation. Things like CloneCD. You know, things that can copy the disc. If it sees something like this, it flat out refuses to start the game, despite the fact that it installed without issue.
Copy protection schemes like this are utter bullshit, and are potentially illegal (See California’s recent activity in regards to shrinkwrapped EULAs for more information). If I wanted to copy the CD to give away, I sure as hell don’t need to install and play the game to do it. What EA did just inconvinices me.
Since no one gave a damn about CloneCD, I dyked it out. The game started without a problem. However, being one of them new-fangled Dx9 games, it can’t be happy without the user going through six kinds of hell.
Whenever you got into the game, it would randomly crash. Thankfully, I have had some experience with DX9 bullshit, and knew exactly how to remedy this problem.
Well, I knew /two/ fixes for this problem. One isn’t really acceptable in this case though: It’s flying to Redmond and putting a bullet through the head of the bright guy who came up with DirectX 9. So I pull up Nvidia’s site, and begin the download on their latest drivers.
Since the card in the windows box is a bit older (GeForce 2 MX 400, a classic, reliable, rock-solid card), the driver that came in the box with it is pretty out-of-date. As I learned in my EVE days, it doesn’t fully support T&L, which is something DirectX 9 is big on.
Download completed, I uninstall the old driver, reboot into safe mode, and start the installer. It refuses to see the nvidia card (Probably because it’s registered as ‘STANDARD VGA ADAPTOR’ beacuse we’re in safe mode), so I just feed the device manager the driver ini file. Reboot, fix the resolution, and we’re good!
My sister has been playing the game for awhile, no crashes reported. But I have this feeling that something else has broken.
Oh well. I’ll take it as it comes. I think my mom wants that box formatted and reinstalled, because the crap on there is getting a tad ridiculous. I’ll try swaying them to the forces of linux, shouldn’t be too hard…
The only things that would be missing is AIM’s voice chat, which my sister sometimes uses. The offical AIM client is the only client that does it right, and I do not know if there is a linux version avalible.
Oh, she would also be unable to play the sims. A dual-boot may be nessesary. I’m sure mum would be a lot happier with linux, anyway. Crashes less, but it has her mail client/browser avalible. Wouldn’t even need to convert the mail files to some other format: it’s all the same.
We’ve also got AbiWord, which does a bang-up job on working with MS word files. Only some of the more advanced Word features is poorly supported, and you generally only find CEOs using those when they’re doing internal memos and fiscal reports. Not something the casual home user even knows exists, nevermind uses.
Photoshop works well under WINE, I’m told. Actually, it might be possible to have AIM’s client working under WINE. Hm.
Still, a dual-boot on the family box might be good. People would mainly use linux, because it’s a hell of a lot more stable and reliable (Don’t you hate it when the entire computer freezes after you’ve been writing up an e-mail for the past hour?), but windows is still there for screwing with graphics (since my sister uses PSP a lot, but that may work under WINE), playing games, etc.
Hm. Not to mention I’d be able to ssh into that box and use spare CPU cycles/hd space. And that thing has like a 60gig drive along with the 20. =X
Oh, and we here at OwlManAtt.com wish everyone a merry Ranahanakwanzmas! Catch ya in the new year!