As I’ve been anticipating since Sun announced its acquisition of MySQL AB, Sun is ruining MySQL.

I was expecting them to start adding horribly slow Java bullshit first, but it looks like they’ll be using a different caliber round to shoot themselves in the foot: MySQL features only available in Enterprise Edition with no code available to review/optimize/submit patches for/have tested by thousands of people.

Thanks, you douchebags. Way to not get it.

I guess I’ll be switching to Postgres now. Oh, hello there, 2006…